I done something pretty stupid yesterday
First day of the new year and all that, I thought I'd start it off with a good one.

I've been interested in this girl that works in a local bar for several weeks and found out the week before christmas that she was interested in me. Which surprised me cos I don't hear that often. Anyway, I thought I'd play it cool and try and get to know her, but my nerves always get in the way and unfortunately I'm no Casanova.

Yesterday I went out for a casual few beers and 3 other people told me that she was interested in me, one of them being her grandmother who even gave me the girls mobile number, I hadn't asked for it. Anyway I had a stupid grin on my face for the best part of the afternoon as I thought it would be pretty difficult for me to fuck this one up.

Wrong! I bumped into her into another pub and she wasn't going to be working to 7pm, I managed to get a "Hello" out of her and that was about it. She wandered off elsewhere, but I thought hey, I still have her number, I could send a text and see what happens. Not until I bumped into her yet again in another pub and done pretty much the same thing of not having a physical conversation with her.

Anyway, by the time I text last night she had already decided that she isn't interested.

Damn, if that isn't crap I dunno what is. I shouldn't have believed anyone else, that way I wouldn't have stressed myself out.

Oh well!
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 13:34, 8 replies)

Don't beat yourself up about it
She's clearly a twat.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 13:48, closed)

I find
that singing Eighties power ballads at random girls aids pulling no end.

Just imagine it, walking across a crowded pub, golden power mullet flying free in the air conditioned breeze. You walk up with your skin tight stone washed jeans and sing

"I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IIIIIIIS, I WANT YOU TO SHOOOOW MEEEE"

Their hearts melt. Guaranteed. Go do it, then send me pictures of the aftermath.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 13:59, closed)

hahaha
cheers guys.

I will have to try the power ballad approach, maybe get myself an 80s perm too, will that help? :D
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 14:35, closed)

It should work.
Perm, mullet, skin-tight jeans, loose open shirt and a medallion. And it's ok to crotch-stuff - it's like girls wearing wonder-bras.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:26, closed)

80s dressing
Don't mock it, I went to a party recently wearing a Jason Donovan circa 1988 mullet wig and managed to turn the heads of not only two female partygoers but also a gentleman suspiciously well turned out in the shoe department.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:51, closed)

Think youself lucky
She's obviously off her trolly and she probably gets it from her family if the Nan is anything to go by.

You had a lucky escape there!

DON't whatever you do DON't... DON'T ever talk to her again even if she begs you with your c&ck in her hand.

Trust me ;-)
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:28, closed)

hahaha
I would suspect that if she had my cock in her hand then I may have already talked to her again... although I could be wrong!
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:49, closed)

Yeh
I think you could be wrong.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:27, closed)