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What's the stupidest thing you've ever done to yourself?

We're keeping this one open for two weeks to allow you to get up to stupid stuff and send it in.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 12:36)
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This is a QotW answer Totally made up...
And with apologies to Viz. From their letters page...

I came home from work the other night and found the missus in the kitchen pouring a pan of freshly boiled spaghetti over her head.

"I'm just putting the dinner on", she quipped.

How we laughed on the way to the burns unit.

/Gone...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 18:29, closed)
This is a QotW comment A doctor was visiting a hospital
and touring with one of their doctors. He was shown the ER, the ICU, Labor and Delivery, the CCU and all the rest, when they entered a ward full of men muttering to themselves. One glances up at them and growls "Wee, sleekit, cow'rin', tim'rous beastie, O what a panic's in thy breastie!"

Another man looked up and replied, "We'll take a cup o' kindness yet For auld lang syne."

A third shook his head and comented, "O wad power or giftie gie us, to see oursel's as others see us!"

When the doctors reached the hall the visiting doctor said, "You didn't tell me you had a psych ward."

"Oh, that's not a psych ward," the other doctor said. "That was the Serious Burns Unit."

(/coat)
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 18:43, closed)
This is a QotW comment *steals*
I like that, whatsmore it'll be useful come Burns night.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 19:59, closed)
This is a QotW comment Christ...
I hope I haven't started something...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 21:09, closed)
This is a QotW comment I think...
The only thing you've started is a desire for crap jokes to be relayed on here.

Sorry Loon.
(I helped save b3ta! big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 21:28, closed)
This is a QotW comment Oh come on!!
That was a GREAT joke! You just need to know something of classic literature and have an appreciation for word-play!

Sheesh! Tough crowd tonight...
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 21:31, closed)
This is a QotW comment Whne The
Bomber who tried to blow up Glasgow airport died a hospital spokesman described his condition as:

"Satisfactory"

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Fuck Victoria's Secret, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 22:34, closed)
This is a QotW comment I recall Bernard Manning's condition
Being described as such once he was safely in the morgue...
(I helped save b3ta! jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Fri 4 Jan 2008, 6:27, closed)

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