colin
aged 13, i was dumped by a boy called colin. it was very public, he stormed up to me in the playground and shouted "that's it! i can't put up with you any more! you treat me like dirt and i'm sick of your games, we're through!"
after treating him like that, you may think i deserved to be dumped. thing was, as colin was usually very shy, he'd never spoken more than 2 words to me before. he'd certainly never asked me out. it's quite bizarre to get dumped by someone you didn't know you were going out with.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:07, 5 replies)

That's my name.
I'm quite shy as well, can't recall it although it's not out of the question.

Where did you go to school?
(Barnetboy, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:42, closed)

sefton

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:55, closed)

You went to school in a dead police horse?
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(Barnetboy, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:12, closed)

trust me, that would have been an improvement.

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:26, closed)

Well if you don't know what you did...

(Sympathies on Sefton.)
(minimalist ..., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 17:42, closed)