EccentricsWe all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.
Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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French teacher.Mr. Milner.He was mad but completely brilliant.He would never look at you or the class,choosing instead to stare up and to the right.He would get us to watch the news in French,always commenting on the newslady´s breasts and how badly she dressed.
But every now and then,he would proclaim that he couldn´t be bothered teaching us and sit us down to watch "La cage aux folles".Bear in mind this was an all-boys grammar school full of rugger buggers and rich twats.The look on our 17 year old,pubescent faces must have been quite something,only to be matched by Mr Milner singing along with the songs and laughing his head off at the fat tranny bloke.He was quite fond of watching the two main characters kissing too.This happened a great many times,and despite his rather unorthodox methods we all got As at Alevel.
Plus he left his wife and shacked up with a lady in a caravan.He told us that with a wry smile on his face....so,mad,a bit filthy,but brilliant.We salute you,sir.........
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:00, Reply)
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