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We all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.

Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.

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(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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This will never make it into the top 3 BUT...
There was a chap that me and my school chums affectionately called 'Kriss-Kross'.. We'd see him walking to school and, moreoften, walking home from school. We'd turn onto the main road leading to our school and there he'd be, totally on queue, walking in front of us, with haste.

Give it a minute, and he'd cross the road. Give it another minute and he'd cross the road again. We used to place bets on how long it would be til he crossed the road again. 20 Seconds? 35? Maybe another minute? But sure as hell he'd cross that road. Kriss-krossing like nobodies business.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:46, 4 replies)
Was it a straight road?
When I walk home from work the road is quite windy (not as in breeze but as in it curves from side to side, a straight line would take half the time) and because of that I tend to cross over several times to try to keep on as straight a route as possible.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:56, closed)
Cue.
Cue, cue, cue, cue, cue.

Comprendez?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:27, closed)
Que?

(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:01, closed)
I know NOTHING!
Now fuck me again, Russell!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:24, closed)

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