Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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When I was 3I'd learned to wee standing up, and was proudly doing so, when the seat decided to fall on me. Lots of blood, lots of crying, I remember sitting in the back of the car with a towel, slowly turning crimson, pressed to the injury.
Then driving around Tehran for hours trying to find a hospital that was open during Ramadan, or some such holiday. Foreigners, eh?
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 16:02,
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