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coopsweb asks "What's the most expensive mistake you've ever made? Should I mention a certain employee who caused 4 hours worth of delays in Central London and got his company fined £500k?"

No points for stories about the time you had a few and thought it'd be a good idea to wrap your car around a bollard. Or replies consisting of "my wife".

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:26)
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Bugger!
Until now I've been free from the responsibilities of an adult life, no kids and no mortgage.

Half an hour ago just signed the mortgage docs and I'm now thinking, bugger!

Please no kids, not now!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:06, 15 replies)
well
condoms are cheap, and lesbianism tends to reduce the chances of accidental offspring.

just a thought.
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:17, closed)
My mate's definition of safe sex
is to use two condoms, and put Ralgex in between them.

Then at least one of you knows if one of them bursts....
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:20, closed)
Been there, bought the t-shirt.
Done the lesbian thing and that kept me child free for a while and condoms are not 100% safe but been lucky. There's no need to get pregnant if one puts one's mind to it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:23, closed)
"There's no need to get pregnant if one puts one's mind to it." eh?
That usually means no sex in my book!

or frankly a stupidly long amount of foreplay :)
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:25, closed)
Of course
You don't have to use the front door.

There's always the tradesman's entrance....
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:29, closed)
Men!
Being carefull is not a science but is achievable with a little forethought and luck.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:37, closed)
Ah i see now
an elastic band around the scrotum!
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:55, closed)
I got my first Mortgage at 21.
I'm now 34, have a wife and 2 children and am the sole breadwinner for my family.
Sometimes this is a little overawing, but there's always the booze cabinet for therapy.
(Vic Flange, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:06, closed)
Ah well!
I may have a mortgage but I will remain a free spirit by never getting married and never getting a conservatory.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:10, closed)
Bloody Hell, Girl
Those are the 2 high points in my life. Make me feel better, why dont you?
(Vic Flange, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:17, closed)
mortgage you can sell or declare bankrupt
and it least youre on the property ladder. kids and wife are harder to walk away from.
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:23, closed)
Don't trust them buggers...
I speak from experience:

www.b3ta.com/questions/memorabilia/post17721/

apart from missing out on travelling (for now) it's pretty nice, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! bierbelly, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:53, closed)
bierbelly
I neither trust children, women or mortgages.

Which is why im a long standing singleton and live in a cave.
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 15:02, closed)
Or else
only have sex with men who've been fixed.

I can show you the scar, if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 26 Oct 2007, 17:48, closed)
only the fixed men....
i grew up 2 houses down from a set of twins that were conceived after dad got fixed.

and before you ask, the twins look like dad's clones. so, yeah, a bit of a mistake on the doctor's part.

enjoy your new home BGB!
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 27 Oct 2007, 4:13, closed)

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