Sandwich of evil
I was rather stoned one day and decided to make myself a sandwich - in an experimental frame of mind I added the following:
Peanut butter
Marmite
Honey
Mayonaise
Harrisa paste (chilli paste)
Fish sauce
Olives
Curry paste
Gherkins
Sliced pepper
Onion
Salsa
Mustard

And something unidentifiable and green - which may well have been pesto

Needless to say the thing looked like a scooby snack. I ate it all and spent the next 3 hours in a dark room trying not to vomit. Conclusion - Just because things are tasty on their own does not mean that they complement each other.
(Fredz should learn to walk before he crawls, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:03, closed)

Marmite
That's your problem right there, that is.
(Rear Admiral Cockbrush MBE wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:07, closed)

Crikey!
That puts my baked bean, cheese and mayo toasted sandwich to shame!
(lo-fi_shop_assistant, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:09, closed)

Nah not the marmite
I reckon it was ruined by the pesto.
(Doogie Talons, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 17:19, closed)

y'see..
if you'd stopped after item #2 you'd have been fie and dandy.. best on toast tho.
(micky2shoes has more shoes than feet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 19:51, closed)