Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Can pineapple change the taste of semen?(For the better)
About a zillion years ago my then GF read - probably in Cosmo - that if a bloke eats quite a lot of pineapple, regularly and often, it would make his semen taste pleasantly sweet.
Needless to say, an experiment was set up, and I was force-fed fucking pineapple for days on end (what you'll do for a blow-job, eh?). The good news was that the results were positive - "it" tasted much nicer.
But after a while the effects "wore off", and blow jobs decreased in regularity and enthusiasm.
My own fault really. I shouldn't have started flushing tin after tin of pineapple chunks down the bog.
And I definitely shouldn't have started bingeing on pickled eggs and anchovies.
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 19:14,
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I'm skepticalon the whole different foods make it taste better malarkey, one guy drank loads of beer and ate a diet consisting mainly of ginsters pasties and those microwave burgers and it tasted a lot nicer than some health freaks I've been with.
Sadly I was running these taste tests behind his girlfriends back and when she found out he stopped talking to me :(
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:57,
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