No where to hide
I lived in a shared house with a number of student types, I was a worker so was subject to fascination. One girl was particularly my type, taller than me, slim, brunette and beautiful - a delight in other words. My room was nearest the bathroom, along the hallway from my room was the stair light and the light switch was at the bottom of the stairs. Still quite drunk from the night before I entered the bathroom only to notice the hallway light was on. Thinking it was probably the right thing to do (you know, students saving money & all that) I sprinted along the hallway and started down the stairs to turn off the light. But my way was blocked by the sexy tall girl and I was naked. Whoops. There followed the rapid swoop of my arms to cover the meat & 2 veg and I mumbled something about it being a lovely day and walked back to my room with as much dignity as I could muster. We had quite a laugh about this a few days later.
(luckylife , 0 guests and 3 bots are online, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:07, 1 reply)

surely you mean to say that she grabbed your manhood
and gave you a right old tug right there in the hallway?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:46, closed)