FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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Failure with the ladies.Boring topic, but this is a good story.
So, I'm in the hotel bar in Faliraki with my mate, Wod, who decides that since it's Wednesday, and there's a load of tourists coming in that day, we should just sit at the bar, wait for the new lot to come in and prowl the ladies with a few cocktails to hand.
As luck should have it, these two lovely specimens join us at the bar, and we get talking.
After a bit I ask one of them where they're from. Now, I'm a bit deaf, and combine that with being a bit pissed at this point and you've got a young version of Eric Sykes.
So when she says 'Warsaw', I say 'well, that's a bit odd, because you've the strongest Brummie accent for someone who's Polish'.
Then in all seriousness she replies, 'I said Walsall'.
Oh dear.
Exit Scentless and his mate, and off into Faliraki to be entertained by the chav hordes kicking the crap out of each other.
Length? I'm more of a girth man, myself.
(, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 12:43, Reply)
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