Faking itRakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."
So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
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Faking itI once faked being ill to get off school. I then got my girlfriend out of school by pretending to be her father and telling the school there had been a death in the family. (Although not until I’d liberated a Ferrari from the father of a friend).
I spend the rest of the day having all manner of fun, singing at a street carnival, watching some baseball and eating lunch in a fancy restaurant.
I got home just in time to go back to bed before I was caught.
In other news, my career took a nose-dive and so I married a horse. (the best of all the animals).
Regards,
Ferris Buller.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:01,
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HAHAHAHAHAMarried a horse... stunner.
true as well
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baddabaddabaddabaddabaddabaddabaddabaddaschWINGbadda.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:12,
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Mmmm-bom-bomChick, chickidy-chaaa
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:37,
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didnt need the ferris bueller bit at the endthose who know will get it without it
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 22:56,
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Click for this:"In other news, my career took a nose-dive and so I married a horse. "
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