Legless And SpankyHanky

Self-obsessed attention-whores the both of them. Legless claims his stories are true "albeit exaggerated or embellished to make them readable or funnier" (what he means is he makes the fuckers up) and SpankHanky doesn't even bother to defend his tales. The lying cunts.

They're not even famous but I still hate them. I could put them on ignore but it's much more important that I follow them around b3ta and bleat about them. It's because of people like them that my angst-ridden outpourings of teenage pain are ignored and never make the popular page (which we all know is fiddled by the b3ta-clique).

How fucking dare they try to make people laugh when you should be paying attention to me! me! me!. I'm deep, I'm intelligent but still people don't like me and continue to vote for these shallow,sexist, racist,disablist and any other -ist you can think of.

They're twats of the highest order. Excuse me - I have to go back to my curtain-twitching now. I might miss something that outrages me.....


Cheers

Thought I'd do it before someone else did.....
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:31, 33 replies)

Both absolute cunts
Heartless too.

I heard they kill kittens for fun and have designs to visit each and every B3tans mum and do unnatural things to their bum holes (without any lubrication), possibly while wearing Nazi uniforms....

Wankers...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:34, closed)

Yeah..

I've been on the piss with Legless a few times and all he does is trot out stupid stories. Even worse, I'd heard every one of them before...

Time for him to be put out to pasture....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:37, closed)

And I've been out with Spanky
a few times, the annoying shitbag actually claims he's had sex with women! Fuck me... I mean, how many thirty-four year old men can say that?

Lies! Fucking lies! But the weird thing is he really doesn't seem to give a shit.

And as for this Legless fella, its his shit that got Spanky onto B3ta in the first place. The cunt.

Now all we need is these two twats against a wall, shove in Pooflake and hire a firing squad...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:41, closed)

Fuck off!
Sex? With a woman?!? A real live woman?!?

Obviously a lying cunt.

Hanging's too good for him. That's the problem with Britain under New Labour.. Bring back Thatcher, that's what I say!
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:46, closed)

Spanky also claims to have had sex with a lady
Which is different
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:18, closed)

Yeah, he calls his hand
"Jane".
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:23, closed)

Yeah
Thatchers a Baroness (or as she's called in my household, a dried up old cuntbag).
(Errin C, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:26, closed)

Well you guys are screwed regarding my mum
unless you take a wank in the Pacific Ocean
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:51, closed)

*click*
Your one of the people that got me into B3ta, but by the time I de-lurked you'd all but totally fucked off... Nice to have you back.

(entertaining is entertaining - true or not. The IS an ignore button if you don't like the poster!)
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:37, closed)

Yup,
total pair of twats. Add pooflake to that, too. His stories are shit.

Oh, and the 3 of them smell of wee.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:37, closed)

And Scaryduck
he belongs on the list as well. So does that English bird who lives in America and bangs on about fishing.....


cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:39, closed)

She's just fucking weird.
All those heart wrenching stories she posts. Pathetic!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:52, closed)

Oh yeah, that Scaryduck
Wielding his mod power and ripping off deeply intelligent movie scripts for his own personal gratification. Fucking charlatan.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:54, closed)

DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU WITH MY BAN HAMMER
The girls LOVE my ban hammer
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:16, closed)

Yes Mr Duck
Sorry Mr Duck.

*doffs cap whilst edging backwards to doorway*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:37, closed)

That's Duck's a cunt
I have it on excellent authority that half his stories are made up
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:13, closed)

*clicks*
Clicks for both of you for making me laugh loud enough to wake up my housemate in the next room. Tossers, the lot of ya.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:41, closed)

Yay!
clicks!
(Accounts Dracula, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:53, closed)

Yeah, Legless
You're such a cunt.
Love you millions really mate, you know I'm shite at being nasty. And I can't begin to express how much we love those special cuppies :-D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:56, closed)

Yeah.
Why don't you fuck off to the other side of the world or something?

Oh, hang on...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:58, closed)

To be utterly honest,
I miss you fucking heaps and stacks and loads and millions.

*sheds more than one tear*

xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:24, closed)

MTFU
Go on, be a BITCH!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:53, closed)

yeah!
unfunny cunts! how dare they rape my eyes with their visual cockdribble? gah! hanging's too good for 'em!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:34, closed)

This self publicity will not divert people from the fact
That whoever people are writing about in this week's QOTW they really mean Legless and SpankyHanky. You're both a couple of shirters.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 7:06, closed)

And Pooflake!
Oh, sorry, I thought you said "shitters".
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:03, closed)

I heard
they both drive Honda Accords.... No way they'd have a cool ride like that!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:41, closed)

These fuckers are guilty
of keeping me amused while I get through another dreary day at work. How fucking DARE THEY!
(Idiot Child, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:44, closed)

Good heavens, it's like you're reading my mind
*clicked*
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:14, closed)

I clicked this
Is it ironic?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:22, closed)

If

you have to ask.........

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:26, closed)

Yeah, I never really got all the hatred and negative posting
My mum always told me that "if you've got nothing nice to say, it's nicer to say nothing".

Of course, that was right up until Spanky bad-mouthed the mighty Aston Villa. Cunt...
*Click*, by the way
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:07, closed)

Indeed!
It's about time all this tomfoolery was stopped, so we can all get back to being depressed and shit :)
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 3:33, closed)

How dare you
keep my amused during the most bored of my work days... utter bastards.
(ColonelCrispy, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:25, closed)