Bah
For some reason, David Cameron has been sending me letters telling me why I should vote Tory - despite the fact that I have, since I grasped the idea behind politics as a child, always been of the 'rather dead than Tory' mentality. Anyways, this is the message I scrawled all over his latest photo-shopped attempt at making me vote for his abomination for a party (and sent back in the S.A.E. he kindly sent)

I hold the firm belief that you will ruin our country. You fucking spoon-faced twat and your chinless wonder friends have only your own concerns in mind. If you write to me again, I will class it as harrassment. The fact that I am 20 does not mean I am a floating voter, nor does it mean that I am stupid enough to fall for your empty promises - I am still old enough to know what you did to the NHS and (despite the fact that I went to state school) educated enough to know what you did to UK industry the last time you were elected. Fuck you, plasticine face,

Belladonna.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 20:24, 14 replies)

Woooo
and indeed hooo! Have a click!
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 20:41, closed)

Right. Fucking. On.
I just drew horns on his head, sketched a cock in his hand a scrawled 'wanker' across mine but yours wins by a mile.

Good job.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 20:51, closed)

What yours lacks in prose style
it makes up for with directness
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:33, closed)

Vote Labour
Things can only get better. 24 hours to save the NHS, eh?

They're all rubbish.
(Audax Victor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:42, closed)

Cameron is as smooth as...
a Cadbury's caramel enema.

And about as appealing.
(JessicaJugs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:45, closed)

Now hold on
that's a bit ambiguous isn't it?
(Good old boy just like yer grandma!, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:51, closed)

True
Some people might like the idea of a caramel enema. Does an asbestos concrete enema sum up the idea better?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:59, closed)

Certainly,
so long as you're not a somewhat narrow-minded geotechnical engineer...
(Good old boy just like yer grandma!, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 22:02, closed)

Spot on
and well done on the 'I remember' bit too. Don't be put off by all this "we're a new generation, it's all different now" rubbish. Oiks like George 'Bullingdon' Osborne and David 'Media Failure' Cameron need old beasts like Ken Clarke and maybe even Heseltine (Heseltine!) to tap into the network of senior civil servants, CEOs and ex-Labour MPs they'll need behind them. Remember, these people were the middle management under Thatcher and Major, and the old blokes know their way around - Osborne would struggle to find the right door on Downing Street.

The policies may appear different, but the perspectives through which they'll be interpreted and carried out may be somewhat c1985...
(Good old boy just like yer grandma!, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 22:01, closed)

.
I'd click if I could. My earliest memory is going on an anti-heseltine march is london. Can only have been 2 or 3, but it has formed a philosophy for life...
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 22:08, closed)

I like this
A lot.
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 22:12, closed)

I like it
too.

A lot, too.
( Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 9:28, closed)

Nice One
:-)
(mon bison powered by magnets, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:27, closed)

Hi, I'm a researcher from Question Time
Would you like to appear on our programme?
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:52, closed)