Fancy DressTwo words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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My one and only Fancy DressI'm a fan of fancy dress but as I am a hermit all I have to live is my one fancy dress party. It was a jockey mate of mine's housewarming, fancy dress and cocktail party. I went as a Mormon, easy - white short sleeve shirt, cheap black tie, black pants and shoes, little name tag which said Elder David. Even rode to the party on my push bike for total authenticity. Disturbingly the memory blackens. Somewhat later someone in a Mormon outfit bought a lawn mower into the kitchen, started it and commenced to mow the lino. This caused much anguish to the jockey, he has not invited me back, not that I'd go now anyway. Also I believe I drank some of the 2 stroke mower fuel, mistaking it for a cocktail.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2006, 11:13, Reply)
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