FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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I'd like to meet a chap with jaundice who's taken medication to calm his nerves, just so that I could greet him with"Hello, mellow yellow fellow."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:25,
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Make sure you bellow that at him.(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:36, closed)
He should also be playing a cello(
Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:08,
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I really cannot believe that some prick mistook me for you. FFS.(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:44, closed)
YOU'RE upset?! I've got to come back on my own!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:54,
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