* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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not entirely on topicbut nevertheless a moment that will live on in my heart and mind forever.
a friend of mine and I were stood conversing in my kitchen, when my brother sashayed in and in one almighty belch spoke thusly:
"I'll have a big mac, large fries and a chocolate milkshake please"
and then sashayed out.
I was struck dumb.
I have since attempted to recreate the feat, but the best I have been able to achieve has been a thunderous "SILENCE!"
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Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:30,
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