* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Back in school,the lunch room had tables with long wooden benches on either side that would fit about 5 people on each. It was not uncommon for people to loudly ejaculate "bench rumbler!" before letting one go and sending vibrations through the bench and everyone else's buttocks, much to the amusement of all. Unfortunately I once failed to realise the girl I fancied was on the end of the bench I had just finished rattling.
Length? It was short, but it traveled well enough...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:47, Reply)
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