* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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And finallyAn ex of mine once managed to get himself, me and a group of 6 people ejected from a Greek restaurant with a fart.
At first it was just a noise, which he politely (and loudly) declared as his own work.
There a punctuated pause
Then came the wall of smell which permeated the entire restaurant leaving customers and staff alike choking, gagging and crying.
We were asked to leave, through the splayed fingers of a mongolian (yes, I don't know why there was a mongolian working in a Greek restaurant either) waitress, and told in no uncertain terms to never come back.
The restaurant shut down not long afterwards, probably from customers suing the owners for fart-related blindness.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:17, Reply)
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