* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Stop the car!Just remembered another one thanks to ChickMonkey.
A few xmasses ago, I had some serious sprout-age for xmas dinner. The next day it snows, so me and younger brother decide to go out for some country lane rally driving. I start the bottycoughs and they're really quite ripe. Little Bro has a sensitive stomach at the best of times and my bumsinging isnt getting any nicer. After 20 mins they're getting pretty heady and he has to stop the car and get out to breathe. He was *that* close to blowing chunks.
Sometime later we came off the road into a grassy patch, it may have been because of me - not too sure.
G
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:43, Reply)
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