* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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hahahaha!I farted in a crowded train today! It was crowded to the point where people had to get off to let other people off, whereby they would then hop back on the train.
I let off the most rotten, sulphury stinker just as the last doors closed for the 20 minute express... the look on everyone's face was priceless. I even saw someone turn a nice shade of green.. Mwuahahaha!
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 9:28, Reply)
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