* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Not a funny story as such..My brother and his wifey are veggies. Each time she came to visit my parents she'd suffer madly while trying not to fart... and end up with serious stomach pains. In a successful bid to fix this, My brother - bless his cotton sox - instigated a scheme: One fart = 1 kiss. Each time his missus farted, she'd get a kiss :)
This is now accepted in my family.. and I'm sure that any visitor would be confused by Wifey meaningfully pointing at her cheek saying "I just earned a kiss" and my brother taking a deep breath and approaching for the kiss...
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 9:29,
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