* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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DetroitA few years back I wangled a week-long trip to the US for a two-day seminar. Unfortunately, the venue was Detroit which, for those unfamiliar with stateside shitholes, is like an American version of Swindon, only bigger and shittier. To be fair, this particular venue wasn't in downtown Detroit, it was actually in Troy. But I digress.
So I was at said seminar and we had a break mid-morning. There were about 20 people there, all but one male, and only two urinals in the gents' lavs, so I'm standing in line waiting my turn, when the bloke in front stepped up to the oche.
Now, you know when you sit down for a shit, and the act of relaxing your sphincter also seems to affect your urinary tract, so you always pee at the same time? (Perhaps some b3tard doctor could explain this?) Well, it worked the other way for this chap. He was standing there, in full flow going by the sound, when he started to fart. Not a big long one, just little "prp, pop, fft" things.
But he then started to laugh uncontrollably. He was heaving up and down, pissing and farting at the same time. Those of us standing behind him in the queue thought this less amusing at the time. I'm smiling at it in hindsight though.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 11:00,
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