* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Timing is everythingOne time on the underground as I was riding an escalator up I let one slip - my mates were following behind and drifted right into the most noxious cloud ever, what made it worse (for them - I was away and clear) was it seemed to follow them all the way up. Cue green faces and blokes trying to hold onto the copious amount of beer we'd been drinking...
Of course, my laughing until I was crying kind of gave the game away as to who'd done it...
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snee held his breath since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 11:17,
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