* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Sadly, I now work for that company and yes ... they remember!About 2 years ago I was in the control room for BBC1 on a Saturday evening getting the National Lottery lined up. MeColleague is not known for his subtlety. He is, however, famed for his 'musical trousers', so it came as little suprise when the person sat next to him suddenly burst out with "What the ... oh JESUS CHRIST!" and went an interesting shade of green.
I'm still on the phone to Lotto HQ when the wall of ... well ... it should be banned as a chemical weapon ... reached me. I tried to put on a brave face, but had to swallow my pride and say "I do apologise, but you're gonna have to wing it tonight - My colleague has just dropped one! Goodbye!"
I now work for said broadcaster. In my second week here someone recognised my name. "Are you *Dionysian* from the BBC? Have you recovered from Chris trying to gas you yet?" Apparently they had a good laugh at my expense that Saturday evening.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 13:39, Reply)
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