* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Pooflake has just reminded me ...... of a bad mistake made in Cornwall. Was on holiday with the 'olds' and our two dogs. Staying in a SMALL camper van.
Went out one night and got a curry. Never never EVER feed two spaniels Tandoori Chicken if you have to spend the night in the same space.
The worst part was every time they let one go they'd stare at their backside in disbelief that they had managed to create such a stench!
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 14:14, Reply)
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