* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Rotten chairI shared a student house in Barnsley with a very overweight and smelly gypsy who dominated the only armchair in the house. The mass of his buttocks was such that his regular heated guffs were muted in smell and sound. In fact the dulled 'bwat' noise his smothered parps made still haunts me to this day.
Whilst our ears and nostrils were (mostly) spared the chair wasn't so lucky. At the end of the year the seat of the once white but now sweaty grey chair had perished, basically becoming a hideous collection of spongy, bowel smelling crumbs.
Needless to say his flatulence cost him his deposit.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 14:43, Reply)
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