* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Tank BusterA few years ago, I was out and about with the Austrian army in some remote army grounds on a military exercise. We spent our off time in a makeshift sleeping hall housed in the huge garage of a country restaurant/hotel and had to share a shower and a toilet between all of us (~40 people). You see, I was a lot more fussy back then and therefore decided to go the first week without a shower or a trip to the toilet for anything other than a wee. Lucky enough I did survive it, but I was developing some serious chemical weapons over the week. One time while riding around in an artillery tank with the three colleagues and a commander of the squad I was in, as we were often wont/forced to do, I had to alert my colleagues via intercom that a serious gas discharge was looming ahead. My commander gave the green light and I busted an arse cloud so massive it filled out the whole of the tanks. My colleagues spent the remaining drive swearing and laughing over the intercom. The driver was in the clear of course, having only heard what had transpired through the intercom. Lucky enough, we stopped soon after. I think one of them even had a tear in his eyes.
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