* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Cat farts are the worst.I have the world's loveliest cat, a long-furred black cat with bright yellow-green eyes named Josephine. She's as sweet and snuggly a kitty as anyone could ever ask for.
She also has the worst farts I've ever encountered, the kind that will clear a room and leave people gasping outside.
It took me a while to realize that she uses them as a tactical weapon. If she gets particularly annoyed, there will be the tiniest of sounds- a faint warning for the mayhem about to ensue as she releases an invisible cloud of fetor. And when does she do this, you ask?
-when she is rubbing your legs because she wants food and instead you scoop her up and snuggle her.
-when she's snuggling with me at night and either my girlfriend or her dog disturbs her. At 3am, there is nothing more foul.
-when my teenage son scoops her up to snuggle when she's not expecting it, and blasts him at face level.
She's been officially nicknamed Miss Pooty-Butt.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:36,
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