* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Company Dinner and DanceI went to my firm's very respectable dinner and dance one year. My friend turned up with a girl he'd met the night before. We were all sat around the table when this girl farted.
She turned to everyone at the table wafting her hand and said. "F****ing Hell.Sorry. I've just dropped me guts."
The looks on all the other girlfriends and wives faces were priceless.
Me, I had to leave the table or I'd shit myself laughing!
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:34, Reply)
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