* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Middle of a Tai Chi lesson...Everyone was quiet, moving in sequence and relaxed.
Unfortunately I was a little too relaxed.
*parp*
The teacher didn't react and carried on the Tai Chi sequence, but the rest of us were incapable of anything for the next five minutes.
I don't go to Tai Chi any more...
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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:42,
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