* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Tescos and FartingWe used to have a cat, (Till the local Vet Murdered it.)
But thats another story.
Every time we went to Tescos and went down the Pet Food aisle to Purchase food for 'fore metiond Cat the present Mrs pir8, always in a Pavlovian Manner, Let rip, I still to this day do not know what triggered these event's but it sure was embarrasing.(Not)
Their was always someone walking into the aisle at the critcial Moment and more than once we heard some member of Tescos finest Start to sniff as we walked out of the aisle in silent hysteric's !!!!!!!
She once farted in a Local B&Q's Just as a member of staff came around the corner to walk headfirst into a Fog of Poo Odour !!!!!!
Again we were in Hysterics!!!!!!!
We work for the same company and one of our colleagoes actually got a written warning for farting in the Office and it is was Foul!!!!!
Of course I dont Fart !!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 20:27, Reply)
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