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I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.

I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.

Tell us all about your own fartiness.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Same as every one else....
I think farts and farting is hilarious, when its me that's the giver! My Ma once farted in a quality street tin and waited for some one to open it, then did it again and again until she had got the whole family. Also have the same little giggles as a lot of others,farting and following through at inconvenient times, xenical related oily, smelly, liquid poop and plenty of sitting on various members (ha ha ha ha) of the family and letting rip, just for the crack (pun intended!).
Pull my finger!
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 21:07, Reply)

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