* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Mackeson_drinkerthe actual joke is like this, and far superior to your effort
as posted by abefroman in the mistaken identity question:
A bloke goes into a pub and orders a pint of bitter. He specifically asks for a head on his pint which he duly gets.
The punter asks the barman if he could keep an eye on his pint while he goes to the gents and the barman says no problem.
The bloke comes back from the gents and the pint is there but the head has gone.
"What happened to the head on my pint?!" he asks the barman, to which he replies, "Er well you see that large athletic looking lady over there? While you were in the gents she came over and farted on your pint which blew the head off it".
"Right" says the angry punter, "I'm going to have a word with her!"
He storms over to the lady and asks, "Excuse me, fart in my Whitbread?", she says, "No I'm Tessa Sanderson".
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 10:26,
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