The long ____ of the law
I always used to be a little intimidated by the Police. I don't know why, I just always seemed to get an overwhelming sense of guilt and awkwardness in the vicinity of a Police Officer or even if a car drove past.

A while ago now I met an off duty policeman in the pub. Following the usual getting to know you conversations I explained the above. He decided that the best way to rid me of those demons was to face them ...

So, a few nights later, we met up again. He was in full uniform, handcuffed me and - ahem - let me feel the full force of his truncheon.

Well, it worked, I don't get that guilty feeling in the pit of my stomach anymore. But now when I do encounter a policeman I come over all unnecessary... It's shameful, but I've wriggled out of a fair few speeding tickets as a result.
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 22:30, 1 reply)

Cries
With absolute and total utter envy.

Clicks for the image that wont go away now

thank you LOL
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 0:05, closed)