How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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It's the excuses that are brilliant.Weevils in the flour: "Extra protein!"
Dirty crockery: "Well, you eat a peck of dirt before you die..."
No clean laundry: "Think of all the poor kiddies who have extra water because we didn't waste it on our clothes!"
Insects in the bathroom: "I see that spider in the bathroom more than I see you!"
My advice to anyone who has a clean freak in their house? Catch a spider and put it under a cup in an obvious place. When they pick it up it will run out and scare the crap out of them. Also, if the cup has had cola in it it will run in circles, and if it had coffee it will run a lot faster.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:01, 2 replies)
sorry to be the one to tell you thisbut she's having an affair with that spider
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:42,
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Haha, in retrospect it does sound rather dodgy.(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:46, closed)
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