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I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?

(, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Work this fucker out :-

Sane - Mentally healthy
Insane - Mentally instable

Firm - Strong and sure
Infirm - Lacking physically strength

Complete - Whole
Incomplete - Not whole

FLAMMABLE - Can be set on fire
INFLAMMABLE - Can be set on fire

It's pissed me off each time I drive past a petrol tanker for wanking years.

PS - Mapper you wanker you've got me at it now
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:07, Reply)

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