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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Dancing
Dancing can fuck right off, I've no idea what's good or whats bad. Actualy dancing for an extended period of time is boring and I'm stick of people getting stiffys over street dance. It's just fucking moving to music, so fuck off.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:20, 5 replies)
And talking to people too.
That's just exchanging words with others.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:34, closed)
Hey, why listen to music at all?
It's just an arrangement of sounds at different pitches and intervals.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:19, closed)
This shall not stand.
There are two types of dancing: the type that shows you actually enjoy the music; and the type you're forced into practising because every Tom, Dick and Harriet is doing it. Going clubbing pissed/monged off your face and jumping around to the phat choonz falls into the former category. Salsa/zumba/fusion jazz/whatever the chattering classes' latest vaginal pacifier is falls into the latter, and should be dealt with via the judicious application of FLAMES.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:04, closed)
Dancing when pissed/monged off your face
is less evidence of music appreciation, and more a symptom of being pissed/monged off your face.

Structued, proper dancing, is a sign of either a) being a girl, or b) wanting to shag a girl.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:33, closed)
as far as I can see
there is no art in your soul. Not a bit. I hate dancing but thats because I have no rhythm but I can see that it is an artform.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 19:23, closed)

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