What I'm particularly enjoying this week is how none of you have the slightest hint of shame about your fucking filthy kitchens

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:25, 3 replies)

Ours has never been the same since Consuela fell into the slurry pit.

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:37, closed)

The cuttlery
is also atrocious.
(username failed moderation, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:38, closed)

That could be next week's QoTW
"Tell us about your intimate moments with your sexiest cutlery."
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:40, closed)

Good idea.
I suppose a fork's out of the question?
(username failed moderation, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:43, closed)

Mind if we just spoon till
I get to know you better?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:48, closed)

I like spooning when I fork.

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:48, closed)

You should hand out star ratings.
I'm sure they'd be well received.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:42, closed)

Speaking of which..
It's quite an eye-opener when you check your local eateries star ratings on the governments website. Couple of the 'finest' places to eat around my area are getting only 2/5 stars...

Possibly down to unattractive cutlery.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 11:12, closed)

I don't want to get a reputation as a judgemental dick.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 12:55, closed)