The Bible of Blandness
If I ever write a recipe book it's going to be called The Average-Sized Book of Mehcipes, featuring a range of dishes with nothing original or exciting about them at all.

Examples:

Tuna sandwich, Daredevil Style

Tuna
Bread
Butter
Dab of mustard

Make the sandwich as you normally would but add some mustard. It'll make it slightly spicier and you'll momentarily feel like an action hero despite the bizarreness of the fish/mustard combination.

Continental Pasta

Pasta shapes (doesn't matter which ones)
Grated cheese

Cook the pasta until al dente, like the Continentals do. Drain and add the grated cheese, so you're not just eating ordinary pasta any more but at the same time you haven't put it back on the hob to heat so the cheese might not melt, and you'll get the added taste of cheese but a funny sort of hot/cold sensation in your mouth that means you'll probably leave half the bowl and have more dessert instead.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:36, 1 reply)

None of these are any more dull than the OMG Best Ever "recipes" that The Dulls have submitted this week.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:10, closed)