The few times
I've ever had to resort to food sabotage, (mostly due to food stealage in a shared house) I've always used Dave's insanity sauce. A teaspoon full of this stuff is enough to take a hot curry to somewhere else entirely. Used sensibly it's a fantastic and very nescescary addition to any curry fans spice cupboard.

However just a tip of a teaspoons worth hidden inside a couple of delicious ham and pickle sandwiches is enough to give anyone second thoughts about snaffling your packed lunch again.
Apparentley the perpetrator "bellowed like a bull" and made for the watercooler at a high rate of knots.

Revenge is best not served cold, it's best served in a stolen sandwhich.
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 12:17, 5 replies)

insanity sauce is awesome
I was at a party at my mate's house some time ago

his mum had made sandwich roulette. a couple of them had insanity sauce in :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 12:25, closed)

Nice!
I use Da Bomb, does the job, and smells like death!

Hehe
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 13:27, closed)

That insanity hot is too much for me.

Took a spoonful once in the pub and seriously thought my mouth was permanantly broken.

Never again :(
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 13:40, closed)

Seriously - Try it again sometime.
Only this time try putting it in food!

It's really not meant to be eaten by itself. As stated - about a teaspoon full in a good, hot curry like a madras or a vindaloo is more than enough (for me anyway) - I'm not even sure if it counts as food by itself!

It's great in soup, stews, noodles, or just about any chinese meal, it's also quite nice for a zingy bolognese. I love the stuff. If you like spicy food I'd give it another go.
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 13:52, closed)