Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Mashed potatoFood and sex. But what to use? Cream is too sickly, honey too sticky. Baked beans end up making your lady look like she’s in a photo shoot out of Fiesta. With all this in mind I once made up a large saucepan of mashed potato and gravy for the sole purpose of flinging all over ourselves and fucking like monkeys in the resulting mess. Absolutely brilliant. Hot and savoury. Get to it.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:47, Reply)
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