Why?!
A friend of a friend was getting a little amorous with a girl one day; all is going well until he reaches into the bedside drawer and discovers that he has run out of rubbers. Ever the resourceful chap he realises that nearby in the bin is a snickers wrapper, a little fiddling with an elastic band and wayhay! back in business. Before long our hero is plugging away at the girl, no doubt with Macgyver nodding approvingly from the tellybox.
(Jimmai, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:58, 11 replies)

i am not so proud
i would regard myself as a large man in the trouser dept

but, i know i could not stuff even a lazy semi into a bloody snickers wrapper, not even with a greasy shoehorn and an icepack
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:31, closed)

I bet
You can't even fit it in the exhaust of your accord.
(Scritty Bakerman., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:49, closed)

I'm with Spimf here
I've never seen a hard on that would fit in snickers wrapper- unless they are MUCH bigger in the UK than they are here in the Antipodes.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 6:23, closed)

Dont they have edges and stuff
that would be a bit painful inside of a lady?
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 7:48, closed)

that's what I was thinking.
/crosses legs at the thought.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 7:51, closed)

even if it was a kingsize you aren't allowing for much girth
also, you'd have to be pretty fucking careful opening your snickers in order to maintain enough wrapper integrity to use it is a prophylactic
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:20, closed)

Err....
Jimmai, did you just make this whole thing up?? It doesn't sound very believable at all.. or if you didn't, your friend or friends friend is lying.
(kyouraku, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:26, closed)

I wish I had.
Sadly, I have met the guy in question, and he is as ropy as you might imagine for attempting such a thing, he also confirmed the tale with an air of worldliness. I've also met the girl, who would probably shag... a guy with a snickers wrapper instead of a jonny.
(Jimmai, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:49, closed)

I'm afraid I too must cry "Shenanigans"
I'm willing to believe that the gentleman in question regaled you with this tale but its veracity is entirely suspect
(Rotimer was micturating windward at, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:48, closed)

Jimmai, you have to admit...
... that it sounds totally ludicrous that a guy could fit his cock snug inside the wrapper of a snickers - kingsize or otherwise - without it tearing. Assuming you're of average girth, try it yourself and see just how big the difference is in circumference. For the love of God, man, this dude is having you on, big time.

Also, you can't "confirm" anything with an "air of worldliness"...
(kyouraku, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:13, closed)

Of course,
He could be hung like a piano player's finger.
(Ejaculantern was caught desecrating pumpkins on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:30, closed)