True Story!
... it was a warm and sunny day and myself and Mrs Spikeypickle were sunning ourselves in the garden, enjoying a few lovely glasses of Chablis under the shade of the tree, while the kittens frolicked around the garden enjoying themselves.

However, young spikeypickle was nowhere to be seen which was a little odd. We paid no attention at first assuming he was inside playing on her games console thingamejig.

As the weather was so clement, Mrs Spikeypickle decided that he should come outside and take advantage of the sun and thus despatched me to go and bring him out. He was indeed in his room but was on the computer rather than on his console, but the scurrying sounds after I knocked the door got my senses alerted.

By the time he opened the door, the computer was off, nothing seemed amiss yet he still seemed a little flustered, so i thought I'd have a wee look at the browsing history later.

My earlier suspicions were confirmed when I checked the website he had last visited, there infront of my eyes was nothing in particular.

I went to the kitchen, made some egg sarnies and fucked them until I made my own special mayonnaise, then Mrs Spikeypickle rubbed them all over her firm naked body before collapsing due to the numerous, overwhelming orgams that she has. I then licked the eggy mix off her which made her have more orgasms before adding more mayonnaise to her face which she willingly accepted before begging for more.

this story may not really be true
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:30, 4 replies)

The greedy sod
tell her that man-mayonnaise is a treat. Begging for more indeed. Who does she think she is? Oliver fucking Twist?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:11, closed)

:)
Oliver wrist
(wobbler, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:40, closed)

Lies!
That wasn't Mrs Spikeypickle, it was me!

*runs*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:08, closed)

It's true
AA loves the taste of my manfat
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:42, closed)