Foot in Mouth SyndromeWhat's the worst social gaffe you've ever made? When you know you've said the wrong thing to the wrong person and wish the ground would swallow you up. In other words you've just contracted a bad case of foot in mouth syndrome. Tell us your stories and we'll share your pain.
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rob, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27)
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Textual relationships and bullets and stuffI was texting two girls at the same time - one called Laura, who liked me, and I liked. She thought I only had eyes for her. The other girl I was texting I can't actually remember the name of, but it began with R. Anyway, I was texting Laura with the usual crap about what I'd been up to, and I was texting R with... er... rather saucier material.
Predictably, I sent a message intended for R to Laura... she was not impressed, don't think I've spoken to her since.
On another note, I once told a story about a man getting shot through the bollocks, the bullet going into a woman and her being impregnated to my girlfriend's parents....
The first time I met them.
Just remembered: the first time I met this other girl I really thought she was fit. I used to swear constantly, and when I said "fuck" and "shit" I saw her flinch a bit... so I thought "If I'm getting into her pants I'd better tone it down a litte", and started saying "Jesus Christ!" and "Oh my god!"
She flinched even more
She's only really religious.
Things kind of went downhill from there.
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Detrius521, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:49,
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