Foot in Mouth SyndromeWhat's the worst social gaffe you've ever made? When you know you've said the wrong thing to the wrong person and wish the ground would swallow you up. In other words you've just contracted a bad case of foot in mouth syndrome. Tell us your stories and we'll share your pain.
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rob, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27)
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eatin' burritosand me and my two friends were talking about what our parents would have named us had we come out the opposite gender than we are today (my friend John narrowly missed being named Octavia- hee hee). My other friend was awfully quiet, and I chalked this up to the fact that she doesn't have the best relationship with her parents. So I asked "What would you have been named if you were a boy?" to which she responded "My parents weren't really expecting a boy." Exuberantly, I loudly proclaimed "Well, it's a good thing you weren't a disappointment, then!"
At which point I realized she had actually said "my parents weren't really expecting a *child*."
Still, expected or no, they had nine whole months to think of both boys and girls names. Lazy cunts.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 4:55, Reply)
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