Whilst working as a housekeeper
I found a solid silver dildo under the bed.

Now, to those who use dildos - can you explain the point of it being silver? I mean, it's not designed to be looked at. Does silver aid the flolloping process?
(GONEism, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:00, 15 replies)

Haha
"flolloping process"
What a term.
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:04, closed)

I guess it's to do with

the metals reaction to the human body. In the same way that non silver/gold earings can make your ears go manky...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:06, closed)

silver doesn't tarnish
even after excessive contact with fanny batter.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:40, closed)

One of mine is (fake) gold
Personally, it makes me feel classy.
(reducedfatLOLcat, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:48, closed)

Is it
Elizabeth Duke?
(Cock it says kapow!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:16, closed)

It is now.
I just wrote Elizabeth Duke on the side of it.
(reducedfatLOLcat, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:13, closed)

Hooray!
You win the internet!
(GONEism, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:19, closed)

antibacterial
Silver has antibacterial properties, perhaps it was self cleaning?
(Andy-Bhoy I'm here all week, try the veal., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:38, closed)

Maybe
She liked it cold?
(Orchid WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:47, closed)

Maybe she was
concerned about vampires
(Daft Vader, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:36, closed)

Vampires?
Werewolves, surely.
(unclestinky, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:59, closed)

Sure it was silver and not stainless steel?
Steel is used in sex toys because of the weight, and the way it can be warmed or chilled, depending on what mood you're in.

And, they are designed to be looked at to some extent. This is why you don't find brown dildos designed to look like, ahem, you know what.
( Bats, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 8:16, closed)

Like what,
turds?
(kitescreech still here, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:27, closed)

like the one
they insisted on using at school to show kids how to put a condom on properly.

AFTER it was stolen for six months.

Blargh. Yucky.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 7:04, closed)

congratulations
on the new onomatopoeic verb
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:41, closed)