I'm bored
with threesomes, foursomes, and moresomes. Really, the magic does wear off pretty quickly, although the first couple of times are fucking brilliant (brilliant fucking). As a single bloke spending my nights out at swingers clubs and parties, what I really really would like is an unrushed 1 to 1, in a private room, with a permanent, monogamous partner. Sad, aint it?

Actually, with the odd 2 girl encounter now and again, they are still pretty damned special, despite what I said above!

Oh, and if anyone is thinking of trying to set up a 3some with their partner, FFS, remember NO ALCOHOL. The nights I have seen slowly turning sour as people sober up and begin to regret their actions......tragic.
(Rsoles, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:39, 1 reply)

Hmm
Sage advice there mate, or better yet, do it with people you quite like, but aren't in love with.. 'cos it can get very very messy, alcohol or no..
Messier yet when her boyfriend comes home. Oh deary deary me....
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:47, closed)

If
you have to get yourself, or her, pissed, or if you have to do any persuading/whinging ("You would do it if you loved me..."), trust me, it will end in tears, possibly expensive ones if you are trying it with the love of your life.
Another tip for couples - don't get her best friend in because they are both curious. Fucking hell, if anything has a huge DANGER sign over it, that has, but still people do it. Unbelievably stupid. You can guarantee the Mrs will be counting the strokes in her best friend, and if she gets 1 more than her......."You prefer her, boo hoo".


If anyone from the Sun is reading this, I'm free to do a Dear Rsoles column.
(Rsoles, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 12:05, closed)