Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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My brother* found a rabbit hutch.Thankfully though, there was no rabbit inside.
On the way home from the pub one night and very much the worse for wear, he decided he had to pee. Creeping down the side of a house for a bit of privacy he knocked against a rabbit hutch, lost his balance and fell on top of it, smashing it to matchwood.
As previously mentioned, luckily it was empty so he didn't crush any poor defenceless bunnies, but the hutch was a disaster area.
I nearly died laughing when he told me the next day; just the thought of the noise he must have made going over cracks me up to this day. He didn't stay for that pee, just bunged some money through the front door and legged it.
*yes, the same brother from the "ate a pizza he found in the middle of the road" post. He's an animal when he's pissed =)
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:46, Reply)
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