NESCAFE
I once bet a girlfriend a fiver she couldn't fit a Nescafe jar up her vag.

I lost that bet...

But I gained so much more.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:55, 5 replies)

Yup......
......you gained a girlfriend with a twat like a supersized windsock.

I can't even think about this sort of thing anymore without shuddering after that newsletter video of the man and the glass jar.......
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:09, closed)

.
Nothing like a fresh roasted bean.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:10, closed)

Sorry, say again?
There was some kind of strange echo effect on that post.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:54, closed)

Love is...
Always being able to have a cuppa when you want one.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:20, closed)

If
people pay a fortune for coffee that has passed through a cat, imagine the profit to be made here.
"Yes Mr. Rich person, this coffee was inside the pussy just this morning."


It must have been like a wizards sleeve. Did you need to tie a plank across your arse to keep from falling in? Did this fabled minge have a starring role in Return of the Jedi?
(Prof. Moriarty put his foot in it on, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:46, closed)